Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!
Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!
Take it easy people. Pretty soon, you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, just stay home and do it with the one you are married to!
Son: Dad, is there any place where people love everyone no matter their race colour or sexuality?
Dad: Yes son, it's called Pornhub!
Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile.
Father: Forward all your sins to me!
During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends?
After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!
Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight.
Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
