Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the man who buys you roses.
The former is at least honest about his intentions!
When she doesn't want to have sex, `I have a headache` has to be absolutely acceptable to me.
But when I don't want to do the dishes or take the trash out and I say `I have a headache`, I'm being unsupportive.
Double standards!
Women are more talkative than men, just because they got 2 pairs of lips!
Orgasms are like cooking. I could do it myself, but prefer someone else doing it for me!
Neighbour's 8-year-old son: Corona Ne Meri Aadhi Zaydad Hadap Lee.
Me: Wo Kaise?
He: My Mom is pregnant!
When love sucks, love the one who sucks!
I was so innocent during my college days.
When my girlfriend asked me to do the missionary, I quit college and joined the seminary!
There is no difference between a bar and a bra. Once these two are opened men go crazy. Now imagine a girl called Barbra!
Date a guitarist he knows how to move his fingers at the right place and at the right time!
There's a push-up bra for women. There's no push-up underwear for men.
Why?
