I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed.
I have been single for a long time and now I am worried!
If you need an answer and you can't find it, just grab a drink, sit back and post the wrong answer on Facebook.
Some asshole will correct you!
The longer this goes on the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
Doctor: Describe your sex life in two words.
Me: My what?
US President Donald Trump announced today that he had himself tested and was not infected by the Coronavirus.
Experts from the Robert Koch Institute are not surprised.
The virus has been shown to affect the lungs, not assholes!
Some kids have started to notice that they haven't seen their 'Uncle' since their Dad has been home!
When there's an `S` at the end of any words, it means they are plural.
The vagina is singular which means it's for one person, however, the penis is plural. If it were for one woman it would be `peni` but the `s` there means it's for many women.
Wisdom will kill me one day!
The longer you stay inside, the better the climax.
Practise social distancing for a happy ending!
I think women's periods should be cancelled until the pandemic is over.
We men are not equipped to handle two life threatening situations at the same time!
Therapist: How did you meet your husband?
Lady: I'm a pharmacist. He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL.
And only after we got married I realized that he stutters!
