If being horny were a job, my bestfriend would have been a CEO of it!
When it comes to sex, I really need to have a good connection.
Otherwise, the video keeps buffering and it takes forever to play!
My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.
Just wish his wife would do the same!
Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?
That's called choreplay!
They say sex is the best form of exercise.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
People have started stockpiling Viagra now...
for the hard times ahead!
#Covid_19
#Coronavirus
Sex workers are confused! Work from home!
Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?
Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!
The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.
Now I can't pee!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
