Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes!
Uncle: Beta Shaadi Kar Lo.
Boy: Nahi Uncle Yeh Pant Par Dahi Giri Hai!
A year ago I decided that I'll smoke only after sex.
Well, I haven't smoked in a year!
Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said, "You are being charged with being good in bed."
90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence!
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!
Masturbation is the only thing that is not taxed, regulated or illegal. That's your 'freedom'. You are free to go fuck yourself!
I regret choosing to be an accountant.
I thought "double entry" was something else!
No one cleans better than a man expecting to get laid!
My bachelor friend told me that he hasn't had sex in such a long time that he's beginning to feel like he's married!
