Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering!
What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!
Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours.
I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars?
A man appeared in an interview:
Interviewer: What is your strength?
Man: My wife.
Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?
Man: Others' wives!
Fasterbating:
When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery!
A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.
What's the moral of the story?
Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
When you count... it's push-ups!
When you don't... it's sex!
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are!
A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
The best thing about dating Dracula?
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
