A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Woman: Pepper!
What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly Sheep!
What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
Wet Noses!
I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art!
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob!
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it!
