Men aren't that complicated, they think, love, feel and pee from the same place!
Height of Being Positive:
Girlfriend: Jaanu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gayi Hai.
Boyfriend: Chalo Achha Hai... Ab Condom Ke Bina Bhi Kar Sakte Hain!
Patient: Doctor, my bottom hurts.
Doctor: Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?
Patient: Right around the entrance.
Doctor: As long as you call it 'entrance,' it will hurt!
Thong is the greatest symbol of democracy, because it separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone's "point of view" and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal!
Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!
Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood...
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what about adults missing adultery?
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category.
She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim!
A padded bra is like real estate.
The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!
Be like Boobs:
Socially distanced and covered with masks!
