Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?
Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
Girl: Behen ke Laude!
Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?
Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
Height of attempting unknown question in an exam.
Question: What is an Array. Explain with example.
Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
For example:
ARRAY O Behan Ke **** Idhar Aa!
Class Mein Bada Hi Shor Ho Raha Thha; Aur Koi Teacher Bhi Nahi Thha.
Shor Ko Sunte Hue Principal Class Mein Aayi Aur Gusse Se Boli, "Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai"!
Sharmate Hue 6 Ladkiya Khadi Ho Gayi!
Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
Kama Gyaan:
Ladki se 'YES' Toh Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai.
"OH Yes... Oh Yes... Oh Yes..." Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bass Ki Baat Nahi!
Santa puts in his papers.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa : I have vaginal problems.
Boss : But you're a man!
Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!
Happy Boss Day!
Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:
Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.
Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.
Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.
Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
