Behind every - "Wow, congrats dude you deserved her!"
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There is a "Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!"
A hunter saw that and shot over the tree. 5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.
Why?
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Bas Bhenchod, Faltu ke Nakhrey!
Teacher: Fast, faster and fastest - Isko Hindi Mein Kya Kahenge?
Pappu: Bhag...
Jor se Bhag...
Bhag Teri Maa ka Bhosda, Bhaag!
A Goan girl, Rosemary divorced her husband whose Sir name was Mr. Lele... beacuse she was sick of telling her name, "Rosemary Lele".
Imagine her luck, she got married a person by the Sir name of Mr. Marlow!
16 Ki Kali Bole - Khilu Khilu
21 Tak - Kisi Se Milu Milu
40 Tak - ILU ILU
50 Bad - Dhilu Dhilu
60 Bad - Kabhi Na Hilu Bass Aise Hi Jilu!
A sentence you should never ever translate and speak in Hindi:
"I took a Selfie!"
A girl calls a boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge!
Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry! Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
Shortest love story:
Boy (with love): Suno!
Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
Boyfriend: Ghar Pe Akeli ho?
Girlfriend: Haan Bhej Rahi Hu Boobs Ki Photo, Maa Ke Lode!
Jeevan Mein Kya Lekar Aaye They aur Kya Lekar Jayeinge!
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KAAJU Jaisa Laye They aur KELE Jaisa Lekar Jana Hai.
Toh Mauj Karo aur Kapde Utaar Kar Roj karo!
