Define Harami:
A Harami is someone who visits a medical store instead of an ice cream parlour when his girlfriend says... "I love strawberry flavour!"
Define Chutiya:
A Chutiya is someone who visits an ice cream parlour instead of a medical store when his girlfriend says... "I love strawberry flavour!`
A boy takes his girlfriend to a restaurant.
Boy: Kya khayegi?
Girlfriend: Jo aap khaoge
Boy: Vagina?
The girlfriend gets angry and slaps the boy.
Boy: Pagal Aurat, I was asking Veg hi na?
A Great Lover's Wisdom:
"I can't marry you but I love you!"
Actual Meaning:
Behan Ki Laudi, Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon!
Why do we say - Pyaar Mein Gir Gya (fall in love)?
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Because if we say "Pyaar Mein Khada Ho Gya" toh double-meaning ho Jayega!
What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?
Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo. Pleaseee...
Boyfriend: Mujse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba Hai.
Girlfriend: Kya?
Boyfriend: Anubhav!
Girlfriend: Theek Hai. Mein Taiyar Hu. Aur Hain, Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai.
Boyfriend: Kya?
Girlfriend: Aatmavishwas!
There are four types of people who use Okay differently:
1. K
2. OK
3. Okay
4. Bhosdi Ke!
Santa and Preeto shop ke Bahar Khade Andar Dekh Rahe Thay.
Shopkeeper: M'am, please come in and choose.
Santa Gusse Se: Behen de Laude, tu Bahar Aake Mera Choos!
Sex Karo Daily, Jab Aapki Girlfriend Ho Akeli;
Na Ho Aapki Girlfriend Toh Ragdo Uski Saheli;
Aur Aggar Na Mile Saheli, Tu Zindabad Hatheli;
Jawaani Yunhi Nikal Jayegi, Isse Enjoy Karo Daily!
A Desi girl texts to her friend: Pata Nahi Kyun Boys Inbox Mein Mujhe 'Tongue' Karte Rehte Hein!
