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Girl: Janu ye BC kya hota hai?
Boy: BC means Bahut Cute.
Girl: Janu I'm BC na?
Boy: Han janu tum bahut BC ho.
Girl: Aawwwww.
Girl: Janu agar main BC to tum MC.
Boy: Janu MC kya hota hai?
Girl: Madar Chod!

Ek Pathan Train Ke Toilet Mein Susu Kar Raha Tha.
Saamne Likha Tha: Oopar Mat Dekhna!
Pathan Se Raha Na Gaya... Usne Oopar Ki Taraf Dekha.
Wahan Likha Tha: Manega Nahi, Bhenchod!

Don(o) Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi... Namumkeen Hai!
~ Pamela Anderson

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Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai?
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute!
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na?
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!

Kutta
Kamina
Gaandu
Bhosdika
Madarchod
Chootiya and
Bhenchod
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are bad words. Please do not use them!

Choot

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Ab "Vim Bar" Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot!
You Dirty Mind, Tum Kya Soch Rahe The?

Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo ke Safalta Shor Machade.
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Pregnancy is one of the best examples!

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Car Mein Radio Ka Antena Aur Ladki Ki Taangein Jitni Jyaada Upar Hogi, Connection Utna Hi Achha Aur Behtar Hoga!

Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?
Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe...
"Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Ke Khana!"

Ek Hakla Aadmi "Amul Macho" Underwear Lene Geya.
Dukandar: Kya Duun?
Aadmi: A... A... Amul ki MA... MAA... MAA... CHO Do...!