Gujju Lady: Mane Divorce Joye Che, Mara Pati Active Nathi.
Judge: Pun Tamara Pati To Kabaddi Champion Che.
Gujju Lady: Eej To Problem Che. Khali 'Touch' Kari Ne Bhagi Jay Che!
Teacher: How many mangoes are equal to 1 dozen?
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Kamine!
Santa came home bleeding with torn clothes.
Ghar Walon Ne Poocha Kee Hoya, Kanjra?
Santa: Almari Banan Vaste Phatte Le Ke Main Bus Vich Chareya Te Phatte Floor Te Rakh Ditte.
Ik Bibi Uste Pair Rakh Ke Baith Gayee. Jado Mera Pind Aaya, Main Bas Bibi Nu Inna Hi Kya... " Chal Bibi, Latta Chak, Phatte Chakiye"!
A couple were having sex in U.P. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: BC Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun
Wife: Haan... Main Bhi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
Two girls went for a sex change operation to Bangkok.
Both returned after 2 weeks and anxious friends and family members were waiting at the airport.
The moment they saw their friends and family members, they both smiled broadly and shouted:
"Laude Lag Gaye! Laude Lag Gaye!
Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;
Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
Fir Socha Ke:
Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab Khada Toh Rahega!
Maine Paani Manga To Sagar Mila;
Phool Manga To Bagicha Mila;
Ghar Manga To Aalishan Mahal Mila;
Lekin Jab Gaand Mangi To Tumhara Number Mila!
Main Kab Aaun, Teri Lene?
A Risky Question:
Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
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Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!
How did Gabbar Singh avoid having kids?
After screwing, he would tell his wife -
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Le, Aba Goli Khaa!
