A Bill shall be passed for females to have sex compulsorily with their husbands on demand.
Please support in big numbers for this
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"Thokpaal Bill" at Ras Lila Maidan!
No matter:
How high the sky is;
How deep ocean is;
How strong wind is;
How wide a river is;
Just wanna tell you...
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Tu Vicho Lun Laina!
A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.
Professor asked her, "Yeh kya? Period mein Ghoomna?"
Girl: Yahi Soch to Badalni hai!
Apki Aaj ki Rashi:
Lund ki Pakad Dhilli Rahegi;
Choot ke Darshan Nirasha Janak Honge;
Muth Marne Ka Yog Hai;
Gand Pe Vishesh Dhyan Dein.. Koi Bhi Mar Sakta Hai!
Who Sang This Song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai!
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Answer: An erect 'Lauda'!
Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha, "Meri 3 Dress Bana Dena."
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho... "Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?"
Is it true that when a lot of sheep masturbate, the process is called 'Muthbhed' (मुठभेड़)!
Santa: 'Chawanprash' Khaane Se Din Bhar Chusti Rehti Hai.
Banta: Kaun Din Bhar 'Choosti' Rehti Hai? Mere Ko Bhi Bata, Main Bhi Thoda 'Chusva' Luon!
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor... Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
