Two beautiful sisters Shantiben and Ichhaben were living in neighbourhood of Kanjibhai.
He always tried his luck by a question:
'Shantiben, Ichha Chhe?'
Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!
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Note: Waise Tum Bhi Theek Sochh Rahe Ho!
Latest Gaali for a Bewaafa girlfriend:
Aaj Tu Bhool Hi Chuki Hai Toh Itna Yaad Rakhna, Bhenchod;
Yeh Toh Pyaar Ka Bhram Tha - Warna Itna Chaudta Ke Ghar Tak Bacche Dete Hue Jaati!
*Yahoo chat*
dude_88: What's your name?
cute_gl: I'm Laura. Yours?
dude_88: Lassun.
cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!
Mehnat Itni Khamoshi Se Karo Ke Safalta Shor Machade.
This somehow reminds us of
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Pregnancy and Child Birth!
Alok Nath goes to a medical store to buy condom.
Salesman : Which flavor?
Alok Nath: Haldi Chandon!
Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi!
Law Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Student: Good... Lawda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Student: Good Law's lesson!
Problems of mobile texting:
Girl: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
Boy: MU main le.
The boy meant Mumbai University.
Result: The girl has stopped talking to the boy!
Aadmi ko Zindgi mein sirf 2 cheezein achhi milni chahiye: Khuraak
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Suraakh!
