After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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ek doosre ke pair dabana!
While buying her girlfriend her new address.
Pappu: Choose...
Girlfriend: Are you sick....yahan Mall me?....sabke samne... you pervert.
Pappu: What? Kameeni, choose the dress!
The girls are crazy for 4 things:
1. Make-up
2. Mobile
3. Shopping
4. Look below
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Abey Ghochu, Apne Niche Dekh!
What's the difference between a 'Boot' and 'Choot'?
Boot accepts only one size, whereas a Choot accepts all sizes!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Yeh Kaali-Kaali Ankhe, Yeh Gore-Gore Gaal;
Yeh Kaali-Kaali Ankhe, Yeh Gore-Gore Gaal;
Aur Sunao Kaise Ho, Jhaant Ke Baal?
It's not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"!
But its real meaning is that
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'Sab' 'Bra' ka 'Fal' meetha hota hai!
Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera
Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!
Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.
Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!
World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:
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Achha Baba... Karlo!
