Girl: Tum Dikhne Mein Itne Acche Ho Phir Bhi Single, Aisa Kyun?
Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai!
Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus.
Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai!
Kid 1: Penchod
Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!
Gupt Gyan:
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!
Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!
Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!
Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!
Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sundar Pichai!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
