Rajesh: Hi Reema.
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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I bet, you read it wrong!
Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
English - She is farting in church!
Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
"Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!"
"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
Might have been written while masturbating!
Ek Sunar Ki Biwi Ko 101 Ladkiyan Thi. Media Wale Unke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.
Reporter: Behen Kya Ye 101 Ladkiyan Aap Ki Hain? Aurat: Nahi, 100 Sunar Ki 1 Lohar Ki!
Padosan Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se Kaha:
Kabhi Tum Bhi To LOC Cross Kar Ke Ek "Surgical Operation" Karo!
Mall Mein Ya Metro Mein Koi Sunglasses Laga Ke Ghoom Raha Ho To Zaroori Nahi Ki Woh Andha Ho...
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Chutiya Bhi Ho Sakta Hai!
Lyrics of "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai" might have been written while masturbating!
