Mature

Kisi Haraami Ko Pucha Geya: What is Masturbation?
Woh Bola: Apne Hi Land Ko Chutiya Banana!

Whenever I see a girl with a good pair of Bums passing by...
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Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!

Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...
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Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!

Status of a single boy:
Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho!

"Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..."
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A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl!

Aaj Ka Gyan:
Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata
Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!

Girl: I want to lose fat.
Trainer: Ban Calorie!
Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!

Difference between education and experience?
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai।

Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
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Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!

Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!