Who sang this song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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Answer: An erect Laura
Height of Planning:
One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;
Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
Me: Fuck
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept...
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Pappu: Degi?
New York Winters: When couples go to bed, they say "Good Night, My Love"!
London Winters: They say "Sweet Dreams, Darling!
Punjab Winters: Thand hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Uttarungi!
Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!
Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!
Boy: Matlab?
Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!
Naukrani Sex Ke Time: Sahab, Anand Aa Raha Hai.
Sahib Tez Karne Laga
Naukrani: Saaaahab Aaaaaahhnand Aaaaaah Raaaahahh Hai.
Sahib Aur Tez Karne Laga.
Anand: Papa, Main Aa Geya!
Girl to Boyfriend: Baby, I'm so wet right now.
Boyfriend: Arre, Bukhar aa Jayega. Ponch Lo Acchi Tarah Se.
Girl: Tu Na, Virgin hi Marega, Chutiye!
