Spare a thought for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH 370. And now fears to return from Thailand!
Here's to the girl that I kissed last;
She didn't kiss slowly nor did she kiss fast.
But she kissed so long and she kissed so sweet;
She made things stand that had no feet!
For a man, his friends are very precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man!
Advice:
Before making any promise to a girl, wank twice... it may change your opinion!
WARNING FOR MEN:
Women are using date rape drugs called "blow jobs" to lure men into scams called relationships!
A condom and a coffin - both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going!
The only way to have safe sex is to abstain...
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from drinking!
A padded bra is like real estate... the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
Did you know that an elephant's leg is a sexual organ?
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If he steps on you, you're fucked!
