Scientific Theory of Sex:
The angle of the dangle
Decreases with the sag of the bag;
Increases in proportion to the heat of the meat;
Is relative to the mass of the ass;
Enhances with the beauty of the cutie!
When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
Ad by a Call Girl:
Plot on rent
Area: 2" x 4"
Good frontage
1 bore well with well-manicured garden
Excellent Drainage facility
And Milk booths at a handy distance!
Mondays are like drunk sex... hard to stay up and seem to last forever!
When we are young children, we love to watch cartoon movies and act like them;
And when we grow up, we like to watch porn movies and act like them!
After sex, all men face similar problem as that of a murderer... what to do with
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the body lying next to them?
Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important!
Boobs are like Soda, nobody likes them flat!
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used!
Teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex!
