Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it's over in no time!
Gandhi ji never thought about people who are working in private sectors;
Otherwise he would have created another monkey covering his back side with his hands!
Facebook reminds me a lot of high school...
Life full of humour, dark sarcasm, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of Boobs you never get a chance to touch!
Facebook is the second most famous word that starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'K'!
It should be OK with women faking it in bed;
Because Men fake everything to get her there!
Fact: One minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
No wonder, sluts are so damn skinny!
Guys stare at boobs because they are horny;
And Girls stare at boobs because they are jealous!
Men like sex, just like their belts.
If it's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole!
Cleavage is the universal currency. A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world.
Boobs are like Facebook status. They just want some attention and 'Likes'!
