Women love things that are small and cute. Apart from cocks and bank balances apparently!
How girls think they get attention?
1) Smile
2) Clothes
3) Attitude
Why they get it?
1) Boobs
2) Boobs
3) Boobs
And then God said, "Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I'll give women the power over which to control it!"
Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It's only an addiction if you start paying for it!
Inter Office Memo:
Dear Employees,
We do get to know when you're browsing messages and internet during the meetings. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
Never underestimate the power of a woman with good wits and big tits!
Why do men like blow-jobs?
It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight!
1. Anger
2. Depression
3. Loneliness
4. Frustration
5. Pain in right hand
Five problems one solution:
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SEX!!!
Dear WhatsApp,
I don't care about your bug fixes in updates. I'm still waiting for middle finger emoticon!
Women believe in 2 things:
Make-up and Break-up!
Men believe in 2 things:
Luck and Fuck!
