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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!

The word CONstitution sounds so negative. Since PRO is the opposite of 'CON' we should call it prosti...oh wait...

Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke. This doesn't mean that the first stroke was useless.
Thus, achievement is a result of continuous efforts!

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Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is.
Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become!

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A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.
But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining
(...) 36
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(...) 36
helps them a lot!

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Ladies fuck the Diamonds.
Now Tattoos are forever!

The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as
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Stastis tits!

Strange but true:
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her.
If a woman makes advances towards a man, one calls that getting lucky!

Why is the male organ called the fountain of youth?
Because whoever, whenever and wherever rubs it, it's wrinkles go away!

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Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels!

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