Done wanking.
Let's watch the rest of the porn movie.
Said nobody ever!
Roses are red, nuts are round;
Skirts are up, panties are down;
Belly to belly, skin to skin;
When it's stiff, stick it in!
Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!
My heart belongs to one girl. My sperm is for
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the rest!
What's the difference between Guilt and Shame?
It's GUILT to sleep with another woman but it's a SHAME to miss the opportunity!
Being a "good listener" just means you're more desperate to wait a little longer for some pussy!
What's the biggest problem of an atheist? No one to talk to, during an orgasm..
Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.
Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
Tip for for sentimental guys:
Before making any promises to a girl, wank at least twice. You might change your opinion!
