Dear Periods,
The only reason we tolerate you is because you're a sign that we're not pregnant.
Sincerely,
Girls
Dear Periods,
We only tolerate you because we get blow jobs that week.
Sincerely,
Boys
A woman's rule of thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!
Women can have multiple orgasms. But men can have multiple brain cells.
Why do men like love at first site?
It saves them a lot of time!
Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder
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what you did last night!
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...
Guess, she hasn't noticed me staring at her friend's boobs!
In Bihar:
Vimla = Bimla
Vinita = Binita
Van = Ban
Wire = Bire
But the height is when even it was printed on a wedding Invitation:
Rakesh BEDS Geeta
The best curve on a woman is her smile.
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No I'm just kidding, it's her titties!
Men like sex just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
According to researchers,74% of women enjoy performing oral sex on their partners.
After reading the above, all men would feel that they are stuck with the other 26%!