Importance of Correct Communication:
When a woman tells a man during sex, "Keep it up"! Man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond;
whereas
Men are like Blackberry phones, rub their ball and everything moves!
I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.
Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke, this doesn't mean that first stroke was useless.
Achievement is a result of continuous effort!
If you want to sexually satisfy a woman then change your position daily.
And if you want to satisfy yourself then change the woman daily!
For those of you who ask why foreplay is so important, go down a "Water Slide" while it isn't wet and then you'll understand the logic!
Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
Universal Truth:
When girls wear tightly-fitted clothes, neither they are comfortable nor are the boys comfortable!
A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
All men feel that women are a pain in the ass. But just think about it, the world without women would also be a pain in the ass, if you know what I mean!