Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
Romantic words said by a true lover to his new girlfriend:
I don't know how beautiful you are! Because my eyes still haven't moved from your boobs!
The Insurance Agent is the only person on this planet who loves to see the women fully covered!
WARNING:
Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy!
The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain!
K: Keen
I: Inquiry to
S: Seduce
S: Someone
Point to ponder:
Instead of learning unconditional love and loyalty from Dogs, the only thing people learn is doggy style!
My wife drives like I need a blowjob. Badly!
If a mini-skirt goes any more shorter then girls will have two more lips to colour, two more cheeks to powder and a little more hair to comb!
Periods are ridiculous. Females shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.