Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!
"Ladies first" must have been created by a guy just to check out the gals ass!
Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
Women's top 7 lies:
1. I love you
2. I am a virgin
3. I hate sex
4. You're the 1st to touch me
5. Oh it's too big
6. I hate sucking
7. OK but Only once
Alcohol does make you more attractive to the opposite sex - after they've drunk enough of it.
Stupidity is never attractive. If you can't turn a woman's brain on, you'll never get her panties off!
If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented performance.
Q: If a married woman is called Polo - The mint with a hole; then what's an unmarried woman called?
A: Center Fresh!
Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look!