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We are much more experienced than our name suggests!
In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller.
The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
0: OMG yes!
R: Rub that clit!
G: get it in deeper!
A: Awesome!
S: Spank my ass!
M: MMMMMMM...
There are two type of guys in the world.
1. The type who only wants to fuck you.
2. The type who wants to stare at your face, get lost in your eyes, listen to you talk forever, treat you well and then fuck you.
Men will be Men!
Sluts should be called Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, and then they get dumped!
No matter how much you prepare, you will always be shocked at how cold the toilet seat is in the winter.
Dear Women,
Backless dresses no longer excite men.
It's high time to reverse the trend!
What men love in boobs is what they hate in cheques -
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Bouncing...
The Five sizes of Penis:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Oh My God!
5. Is that available in White?
Loyal husbands will get Heaven after they die;
Disloyal husbands will get Heaven while they are alive.
Choice is Yours!
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