Q: What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
Q: Why is it important for men to kiss a woman's lips before sex?
A: Because only one of women's lips open at a time. So that's the best way to shut a woman's horizontal lips and open the vertical one!
Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea.
It does nothing for erections but stops your Parle-G biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea!
The real way to hit a woman's G-spot is by putting Rs 5,000 in her purse.
If your boyfriend remembers the colour of you eyes after the first date, then you probably have small tits.
Better Phone Sex Girlfriend - Never mix business with pleasure.
Abraham Lincoln said that the progress of any country depends on 4 things:
Idea, Liberty, Trust and Freedom.
In India:
Idea is a Sim Card
Liberty is a Footwear
Trust is a brand of condom
And Freedom is a sanitary pad
No wonder, there's little progress in India!
Scientists are working on a Viagra for women.
What a waste of time, it's been around for years. It's called money.
Sex at different Stages of Life:
At 8, Ignore it;
At 18, Feel it;
At 28, Explore it;
At 38, Enjoy it;
At 48, Pay for it;
At 58, Pray for it;
At 68, Beg for it;
At 78, You horny bastard, why don't you die?
The only reason why lesbian weddings are still illegal in India is because no one has been able to figure out the dowry logistics.
