If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have NO RIGHT 2 call your reproductive organ a "Private Part"!
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It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER!
What a pregnant teen thinks? My mom is gonna kill me.
What the foetus thinks? My mom is gonna kill me.
Going to the gym is like going down on a girl.
You never want to;
But when you just go, you end up feeling good about it.
I just gave my girlfriend an orgasm. I think she spit it out.
How boys propose?
They bend on one knee, pull out a ring and say, "I love you. Will you marry me?"
How girls propose:
I am pregnant.
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
Q: Why do girls talk so much and guys think so much?
A: Girls have two pairs of lips and guys have two heads!
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
Did you know:
That the pleasure of romance in the dark is 10 times more than when the light is on.
Taking shower together with your partner increases your love by 20 times.
Now, please don't get excited, it's an advertisement issued by the government to save water and electricity.
The Director during shooting a porn film:
LIGHTS
CAMERA
MUSIC
ERECTION (ACTION)
