Q: Why are pure vegetarian women silent during sex?
A: They are in a state of shock that a piece of MEAT can give so much pleasure.
For all my 40+ friends:
There's no reason to fear the "Female Menopause"!
It's the Eggs that expire and not the Hen!
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Moreover, the Cock still enjoys!
Although a tongue weighs very little yet very few women are able to control it.
Men have the same problem but with another organ!
Reason why boys are called ultimate opportunists and girls are socially morons:
Girl: Fuck you!
Boy: Promise?
A normal hug says: Thanks
A tight hug says: I need U
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A more than tight hug says: Be vigilant, the guy is certainly gay!
F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK
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All I need is 'U'!
Rich women are getting nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs, etc. - almost everything but actual jobs.
Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A for Almost boobs
B for Barely there
C for Can do
D for Damn good
E for Enormous
and F for Fake!
There are two things men really like women to do in hurry.
Dress and Undress.
Dear Periods,
You are the true definition of "bloody hell.
Sincerely,
Women.
