This is absolute partiality:
If she has a headache, she is tired;
If you have a headache, you don't love her any more!
My wife hasn't really been up for sex lately. Although sometimes, I wake her up!
How do you know when your honeymoon is over?
When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast!
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote!
I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
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I don't know how she does it!
Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight?
Husband excitedly, "Yeh, sure why not?"
Wife: OK, you stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watch TV!
Moral : All jokes are not dirty...
Men like the women's body;
and
Women like the men's brain.
That's why they both FUCK what they like!
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch!
When I've finished fucking my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again. Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times
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a year!
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out, he's already met my wife!
