1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.
2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hai!
What is the definition of a tough competitor?
In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third and ninth!
Karma is like 69 - you get, what you give!
Why do fat chicks give better blowjobs?
Because they have to!
Forget humans... even when two batteries are in 69 position, they generate current!
What do deer and women have in common?
The hornier, the better!
Newton's 4th Law:
Every soul in this world is born with a hole or a pole. When the pole goes inside the hole, out comes a new soul with a hole or a pole!
P: Pull/Push
U: Until
S: She
S: Screams
Y: Yesssss!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say:
"I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night!"
Irony of Life:
Wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts;
And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!
