Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers?
They want it to be watered with a hose!
What is Mangalsutra?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom!
And what is Condom?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra!
An Emotional Advice:
Wank twice before making any promise to a girl, it may change your opinion!
Instead of learning unconditional Love, Faithfulness, Honesty and Loyalty from dogs -
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the only thing we learn is their 'Postion'!
In Winters, if a woman shaves her legs for you every alternate day, it sure is love!
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions.
It just needs two wonderful people, one who fucks and another who spreads the legs and gets fucked happily!
One ejaculation has 15,875 GB of DNA info.
With 200 million sperms per ejaculation, one would have 7150 TB of data transfer in around 3-4 seconds.
And we think 3G/4G is fast!
To make it straight, she pulls it;
To make it stand, she rubs it;
To make it stiff, she licks it;
And to let it In, she pushes it.
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Threading a needle is not easy!
You can foretell any girl's future just by touching and feeling her buttocks.
This divine knowledge is called
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ASS-TR0LOGY!
Describe 'Virginity' in 2 words?
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Center Fresh!
