Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice;
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is:
'Simply Priceless'!
On the girls t-shirt:
Looking won't make them big;
You need to work on them!
People sweat... so that they don't catch fire while having sex!
Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination... simultaneously!
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, sucked, bit and swallowed, too. When he was satisfied, he left abruptly.
I was left hurt
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by Bloody Mosquito!
A small joke:
Girl: Fuck you.
Boy: Promise!
Beauty of ENGLISH:
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?
Here's an example:
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at all!
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at!
Oh Jack plz don't touch!
Oh Jack plz don't!
Oh Jack plz!
Oh Jack!
Oh!
O!
Roses are red, violets are blue;
I suck at poetry; show me your tits!
Why is it so much fun at the nudist party?
Because things really get swinging on the dance floor!
The colour of Bra reflects a girl's mood:
White - Relaxed Mood
Red - Wild Mood
Black - Sexy Mood
Blue - Sad Mood
Pink - Romantic Mood, No BRA - Perfect MOOD!
