Why are babies so fragile?
They are put together with just one screw!
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them!
Dear Milk,
You make me wet...
Sincerely,
Cereal
Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love!
Karma is like 69... you get what you give!
There were three Jobs that made the world a better place to live in.
Steve has gone...
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Thank God! Hand and Blow are still here!
Happiness is like penis... it always looks small if you hold it in your hands; but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
What's common between Android apps and panties?
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Pull down to refresh!
How is a woman like a road?
Both have manholes!
Men are like babies. If you want to shut them up, stick a boob in their mouth!
