What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber!
What is the difference between a Key and a Panty?
Key: Insert and Open
Panty: Open and Insert!
All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off;
And all boys are innocent, before the lights are off!
Bari Barsi Khatan Gya Si;
Khat Ke Leyanda Khand...
Oh Teri Pehn Di...
Ehni Thand
Ehni Thand
Ehni Thand!
Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
Dad (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty... she is so f**king hot!
When
Pakistan is Pak;
Hindustan is Hind;
Czech Republic is Czeck;
Then
What about Brazil and London!
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his brother, "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
Sometimes an opportunity knocks on the door;
And at other times, knock on the door spoils an opportunity!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my TV?
It only takes one finger to turn on a TV!
What's the job application to Hooters?
It's just a bra to fill it out!
