A bank wanted to use a porn star's legs as the logo for its ATM.
Do you know why?
The bank wanted to advertise that they're open 24 hrs!
Scientific Theory of Sex:,br> The angle of the dangle decreases with the sag of the bag;
And increases in proportion to the heat of the meat;
Compared to the mass of the ass and the beauty of the cutie!
A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain!
I'm no religious man, but blow jobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins!
Why are girls hotter than boys?
Boys have two Zero watt bulbs and only one 40 watts Tube.
Whereas girls have two 500 watt bulbs and one 3000 watts Oven!
Roses are nice, Violets are fine;
I'll be the 6, if you be the 9!
What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
If a rottweiler starts humping your leg, you let it finish!
Behave yourself and remember -
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What happens tonight goes on Facebook tomorrow!
Fact of Life:
No matter, how sweet a girl is;
Down below, she's always salty!
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin!
