Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
Who started the concept of 5 days a week and 2 days off?
It naturally had to be
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Draupadi!
Q: Why do Jewish women go for circumcised men?
A: They can't resist anything with 10 per cent off!
Advice to Women by a Skin Specialist:
Always go out without wearing a BRA!
Nobody will notice the wrinkles on your face & dark circles under your eyes!
A banker confused in maths, asks his lady secretary, "If I give you a crore after deducting 17%, how much would you take off?
Secretary: Even my panties, Sir!
Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
We had a girl to stay; her name was Viginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
An Aussie caught a Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep.
"Mate", the Aussie said, "Over there we shear them".
The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"!
Her boobs are so big that she walks a feet behind her nipples!
Welcome to the season of Smooching, Squeezing, Licking and Sucking as
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Mangoes are in town!