What's similar between Amul butter and Women?
Both are Utterly Butterly Delicious, one on bread and the other on bed.
They're even better when spread well!
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
Who started the concept of 5 days a week and 2 days off?
It naturally had to be
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Draupadi!
Q: Why do Jewish women go for circumcised men?
A: They can't resist anything with 10 per cent off!
Advice to Women by a Skin Specialist:
Always go out without wearing a BRA!
Nobody will notice the wrinkles on your face & dark circles under your eyes!
A banker confused in maths, asks his lady secretary, "If I give you a crore after deducting 17%, how much would you take off?
Secretary: Even my panties, Sir!
Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
We had a girl to stay; her name was Viginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
An Aussie caught a Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep.
"Mate", the Aussie said, "Over there we shear them".
The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"!
Her boobs are so big that she walks a feet behind her nipples!
