If you 'yawn' and the other person next to you also yawns;
To Kya Aap Dono Ke Beech Mein "Yawn Sambandh" hain?
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Q. What do a Rubik's Cube and Dick have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
What do u get when you have sex with a judge, a banker or an architect?
Judge: Honourable discharge
Banker: Premature withdrawal
Architect: Illegal erection
An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra, or in her panties and started feeling around.
"I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check".
What are the 3 biggest lies?
1. I will pull out in time
2. Small is beautiful
3. I won't come in your mouth
Difference between bad and worse:
Bad: When your children find your last night's used condom.
Worse: When they insist you to blow that balloon for them.
Q. Which of the following doesn't belong?
(a) Meat
(b) Eggs
(c) Wife
(d) Blowjob
A. (d) Blowjob because it's possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife; but you can't beat a blowjob.
An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happens to pass a brothel. One of the prostitutes calls out, "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try?
Old Man: "No, my child, I cannot!
Prostitute: Cheer up! Let's try!
The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old.
Prostitute: Oh Gosh! And you still say you cannot.
Old Man: Aaah, sex I can, what I cannot is - pay!
Q: What do women and police cars have in common?
A: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
