Q: What's the difference between a bar and a G-spot?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
There is no such thing as premature ejaculation. The truth is that women arrive late everywhere. They never cum early!
Q: What is the similarity between a dick and a matchstick?
A: Both have head without brains and they both flare up at the slightest friction.
FEMALE BRAIN:
20% Jewellery
20% Shopping
20% Money
20% Enjoyment
10% Household chores
10% Fuck
MALE BRAIN:
70% Fuck
10% How to fuck
10% Whom to fuck &
10% Where 2 fuck!
Height of coincidence: Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob.
A man approaches a woman and says, "I'd really like to get into your pants."
The woman replies, "No thanks, there's already an ass in there".
Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome.
Q: What did the stockbroker's wife tell her husband when she cheated on him?
A: Honey, I've gone public.
Q: What is the area between the vagina and the anus called?
A: A chin rest.
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service:
And sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
