Q: Which is the odd one out?
1. Chick Pea
2. Green Bean
3. Soy Bean
4. Vibrator
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A: Green Bean, all the others are meat substitutes.
Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men!
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
A little girl is talking to her mother and says, "Mommy, I just found out our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut"!
The mother is in shock, but tries to keep her cool. The mother says, "You mean it's small?"
The little girl replies, "No, it's salty".
Q: What is the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
Roses are red, grass is greener;
When I think of you, I play with my weiner!
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Human tastes change as people mature. Little girls like dolls and little boys like balls.
However, when they grow up, girls like balls and boys like dolls.
Q: How can you pick out a paranoid woman?
A: She's the one putting a condom on her vibrator.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
