A girl went out with her boyfriend for the 1st time.
When she got home, her Mom asked her, "How was the date?"
Girl: He had a lot of fun!
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
Save a Life:
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!
I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"!
I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!
Sex is performed by:
Wives for duty;
Harlots for money;
Virgins for curiosity;
Widows for old times;
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
