Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!
Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?
Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
Thus says Pamela Anderson:
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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Opening Shortly!
Happiness is like penis.
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
Why are women considered stronger than men?
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
I was going to make an anal joke...
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Butt Fuck it!
3 women on sex.
1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.
2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.
3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start!
Relationship Tip:
If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...
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have courtesy and shampoo and condition her hair while she does it!
When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.
Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
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Adjust your Dick!
