Secretary to boss: All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination.
The quickest way to judge a man's character is to see his Passport and check as to how many times he has been to Thailand!
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes
Q: Why are condoms like cameras?
A: They both capture the moment.
Girl 1: Men only want only one thing.
Girl 2: Yep. I know.
Girl 1: It's not what you're thinking.
Girl 2: Then what's it?
Girl 1: They all want my best friend's phone number.
Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their public act of indecency, they both bolted. The cop ran after them and managed to catch one of them.
He told him, "When I catch your boyfriend, I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass."
Just then a voice called out from behind a tree, "Officer, I'm over here."
At work, a girl complains to her boss that she's been sexually harassed. A guy smells my hair every morning and comments that they smell very nice.
Boss: Then what's wrong?
Girl: He's a dwarf.
A mother while scolding her daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He seems to be too dumb".
"No, mum" she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that made me bleed every month".
Q: What is the difference between men and mice?
A: Men run for the pussy and mice run from the pussy.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too".
