Santa: Last night I tried a Viagra for the first time. When I swallowed it, it got stuck in my throat.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: This morning, I woke-up with a stiff neck!
Oral sex is no longer 69, it's now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up.
When you're drunk, leftovers aren't so bad. This may or may not be about food.
Father: Do you know about the birds and the bees?
Son(Bursting into tears): I don't want to know!
Father(Confused): What's wrong?
Son: At age 6, I got the "there's no Santa" speech. At age 7, I got the "there's no Easter bunny" speech. Then at age 8, you hit me with the "there's no tooth fairy" speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!
Q: What's the difference between a lollipop and a dick?
A: When you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller; but when you lick a dick, it gets bigger!
You cannot taste me, until you undress me.
Sincerely,
Banana.
Birth control pills should probably be made for men.
It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest!
I wish my money would just have sex and multiply.
I just changed my relationship status to "It's complicated" as I can't decide as which hand to use.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand comparison & criticism.
