Q: What's the difference between meat and fish?
A: If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Dear Bed,
I can't wait to take advantage of you tonight.
Sincerely, I'll be on top.
I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's. I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Q: What does a drowned man have in common with a pregnant woman?
A: He couldn't get out in time.
Roses are red, nuts are round;
Skirts are up, panties are down;
Belly to belly, skin to skin;
When it's raining, stick it in!
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warmth & satisfaction?
A: A Tea-bag.
Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen ?
A: A Submarine!
Q: What's the difference between Butter and a Blonde ?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
